Cauldron Of worlds

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lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

denerdicon:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

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superzelda:

More Than This - Vanessa Carlton

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schticky-friend:

shitilivefor:

katara:

i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time 

if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

i think i just found my senior quote

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brigantes:

then I guess it must come as a relief that BY THIS POINT YOU ARE ALL DEAD

completely inspired by sadtrombone’s shoujo cosette post

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