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My name is Abby. I'm a nerdfighter. I love cats, food, and movies. I also like musical theater. I have no humor. |
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#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
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i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
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then I guess it must come as a relief that BY THIS POINT YOU ARE ALL DEAD
completely inspired by sadtrombone’s shoujo cosette post
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omfg
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On the second one.
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